Current mood:

amused

Side Effects May Include...

-          Abdominal Migration
-          Abdominal Salad Shooters
-          ADHDEAD
-          An Inability to Breathe on Weekends
-          Ankle Bearding
-          Aortal Collapse
-          Arby’s Mouth
-          Argyle Pattern Baldness
-          Armpit Homunculus
-          Autonomous Nipple Syndrome
-          Bad Humors
-          Bearded Thalamus
-          Bone Sporking
-          Braintooth
-          Braintooth
-          Brainwhistle
-          Capillary Yogurt
-          Carcassing
-          Chinese Firebones
-          DIS, or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome
-          Dry Mouth
-          Dry Mouth
-          Eye Curdling
-          Eyearrhea
-          Eyesplosions
-          Facial Corkboarding
-          Fallopian Tapeworm
-          Flunamis
-          Genital Migration
-          Gopherism
-          Grover Nordquist Syndrome
-          Hair Swelling
-          Hairy Uvula
-          Honey Nut Areolas
-          Honus Wagner’s Disease
-          Hungry Hungry Hipbones
-          Increased Appetite
-          Increased Risk of Vampire Attack
-          Ingrown Testicle
-          Involuntary Blowhole
-          Involuntary Narnia Adventures
-          Jimmy Crack Corns
-          Knee Transference
-          Lactose Addiction
-          Late Onset Albinoism
-          Lou Ferrignose
-          Lungfire
-          Lungquake
-          Massive Weight Gain
-          Mild Hulkism
-          Mild Kidney Explosions
-          Mind of Mencia
-          Minor Heart Explosions
-          Monkeylung
-          Multibrow
-          Nostril Inversion
-          Outgrown Testicle
-          Permanent Blindness
-          Phantom Hand Syndrome
-          Pituitary Ferns
-          Precocious Kidney
-          Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope
-          Puckerlung
-          Pulmonary Weevils
-          R.E.O. Speedlung
-          Rage
-          Rectal Buffalo Wings
-          Rectal Dyslexia
-          Rectal Frosting
-          Rectal Hallucinations
-          Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord
-          Restless Arm Syndrome
-          Restless Leg Syndrome
-          Restless Torso Syndrome
-          Rocky Mountain Oysterism
-          Runaway Gums
-          Scrappy Dooism
-          Scrotal Bassoon
-          Scruffula
-          Severe Weight Loss
-          Siamese Nipples
-          Skeletal Xylophoning
-          Spaghetti Ovaries
-          Speaking In Tongues
-          Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth
-          Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf
-          Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription
-          Spontaneous Mertail
-          Spontaneous Pregnancy
-          Steven Tyler Lip
-          Subcutaneous Funyuns
-          Tennis Scrotum
-          Teriyaki Lung
-          Testicular Cranberrying
-          Testicular Myopia
-          Testicular Testicularization
-          Thoracic Geysers
-          Tracheal Meerkat Colonies
-          Transsexual Kidneys
-          Urethral Knotting
-          Vein Seizures
-          Ventricular Funk
-          Verizon Guy Syndrome
-          Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization
-          Warlock Hump
-          Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel
-          X-Ray Hearing
-          Yellowstone National Bladder.



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